k-elizabeth-t:

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled.

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WHEN SOMEONE U LIKE TEXTS BACK REALLY FAST

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hitlersasshole:

Did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass

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bemoretea:

It is like A/C for your picnic.
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