poochcrew:

This is Louie after we told him that a neighbor thought he is dangerous…
foreverpruned:

black-american-queen:

dapenguinninja:

giddytf2:

gyrojojo:

leylatimur:

yeeees
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula

“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal

Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.

I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me

you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
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methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

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zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

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pupchan:

people who use the xD face are still naive and full of life. they are happier than us. do not rain on their parade

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turkeystuffer:

math
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meladoodle:

*fake moustache falls off to reveal a real moustache* god damn my identity is revealed

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